Esmeralda - my mail order bride

Since Abe met, impregnated and got engaged to Uno I have been a little lonely. (And yes, it happened in that order!) So DK found a lady monkey for me on the internet. She is beautiful - she looks just like me only pink! We ordered her so that she can come live with us and be my wife. My mail order bride.

Her name is Esmeralda which is Spanish for emerald. She hasn't arrived yet because of the long journey from the Amazon but she should be here any day now and I am so excited to meet her. I hope she is nice to me.

Did you know that you could order things from the Amazon through amazon.com?