Snow Cones

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i hAve A bIG pRobLEm. fiRst oFf mY huMan aSh pUt mE iN tHe waSHer bEcaUse mY snOw wHiTe YeTi fUr waS geTtiNg A lItTle dIrTy. tHe waSheR waS oK bUt thEn sHe pUt mE iN thE dRyeR! shE sAid tHat sHe hAd pUt A maGIc pRotEctiVe coATing oN mE sO i woUldN't meLt sINce i liKe aLl yETi's aM mADe oF snOw. i gUEss hEr mAGic coAtiNg doESn't wORk sO weLl bEcaUse mY beAutIFul fUr goT aLl SInGeD aNd maTTed aNd nOw i lOOk lIke a LAMB!!! hOw aM i sUpPoSEd tO scAre peOPle wHen i lOOk liKe a laMb??? (sEE bEForE aNd afTer phOtOs beLOw.) aS yoU cAn iMaGiNe thIs wAs a teRRiblY trAumAtic eXperIEnce.

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i wOuld lIkE tO sTarT a sNOw cOne bIsineSS aNd uSe tHe moNey tO tRy tO gEt a fUr trAnsPLant. doEs aNyoNe haVe aN eXTra snOw cOne mAchiNe lYing arOUnd thAt thEy dOn't wAnT??? aND mAybE aN eXtRa trUcK tO tOw iT wITh?

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