My Yeti and I: The Biggest Sports Fans Ever!

My Yeti Abe and I are huge sports fans. We like to get dressed up and watch football with DK. Abe has a Seahawks hat, pom-poms and beads. I have a Red Sox hat that I use as a sleeping bag and I put on my war gear, the toilet paper headband and arm bands.

Did you know that I own a NFL football team? Yes, it's true - the Cincinnati Dangles! I have to work on the name though because everyone misspells and mispronounces it. I am going to write a letter to the NFL about that. And who picked out their uniforms? I am going to fire and throw poop at whoever did that - why would they put tiger stripes on them? They should have bananas on them! I'll post my letter to the NFL when I get around to writing it.