My Yeti and I: The Banana Adventure

Sometimes my Yeti Abe and I sneak around when the humans are out. The cats see us but they can't tell on us because the humans can't understand them. Sometimes we go over to our friend Monk's house. He lives with Bladio and Pete. Sometimes we just sneak around our house and lick all of the dishes in the cupboard or get into food. Recently we found BANANAS on the counter. I wrote on one and then my Yeti wrote a bad word on one. He is always writing bad words on things. Here is a photo of our adventure.

Read up husbands!

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight."

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."

My adoption

Hey friends - it's Dangles here. I finally got that Yeti off my blog - I had to put some valium in his snow cone, but hey, whatever works right? He he heeeeeeeee!

Did you know that I am actually DK's monkey, not Ash's? Years ago Ash was at the drug store getting a card for DK. At the checkout counter she saw me sitting there staring out at her from a pile of other critters. She grabbed me and paid for me and the card and took me home. Then she tied me on top of the present for DK and I sat there for like a month waiting for the gift giving occasion to arrive. Over the next few months Ash got really attached to me and kind of took me over. That's what I call my adoption.